Corfu Cave

She found she had nothing to do
So she caved and canoed in Corfu.
The Ionian Sea
Didn’t damage her knee,
Then back home for ‘Strictly’ she flew.

Lear in Corfu

Mr Lear was quite fond of Corfu:
He made sketches and limericks too.
At Paleocastritsa
His painting of bits o’
The caves and the bay was all blue.

My hip sister

My sister got a hip today.
She saw them do the ‘op.
They jabbed her full of legless drug
So she wouldn’t cry out ‘Stop’.
She’s been a nurse herself before
So she can talk the talk
But now she’s got St. Richard’s hip
She’s got to walk the walk!