The I.T Girl

My laptop is a valued friend

But when my wife is far away
I often messages will send
Or tv catch or music play..
But looking at the news one day
My ipad faded quite away…

I charged it up to max percent
But it kept suddenly going black..
An anguished message then I sent
“What shall I do? Alas ! A Lack!”

She phoned me then
Spoke slow and loud
And said “Recall ‘The IT Crowd”
I thought ‘my favourite sitcom’
Said “Turn it off then
Turn it on!”

So I did
And brought an end
To angst and strife
Thanks to my brilliant
I.T wife.