One-der Boy

How d’you do it in one Dan?
How d’you do it in one?
Did ya hit it or spit it
With consummate skill?
Did ya kick it or flick it
Or swallow a pill?
Did ya practise for hours
In sunshine and showers,
In snowstorms wrapped up in yer furs?
Did ya read how to do it
In golf books – or screw it
From some ancient sage with a curse?
We all wanna know Dan

So pick up the ‘phone Dan
And tell us all how it were done –
The Magnificent Story
Of Golf, Fun and Glory –
The Tale of the Great Hole-in-One !

January 1999